Drivers Test #1

FAILURE. Just putting that one out there. This is a message to all driving hopefuls. Enjoy.
1. Even if you parallel park and 3-point-turn perfectly, driving 20mph can still cause you to fail your test.
2. Don't ask questions, figure it out yourself. Note: if you can't, then you shouldn't be taking your road test.
3. Don't think the person doesn't care about you, EXPECT that they don't.
4. They don't care.
5. Everything will be your fault in the end.
6. Don't expect them to actually hear you when you say anything. Again, they don't care.

So, you fail your first drivers test. Just remember:
-It isn't the end of the world.
-You can take it again.
-Almost everyone fails at something...

MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER EVER EVER BE AFRAID OF FAILURE. IT HAPPENS. GET OVER IT.